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BlueGrover
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Deep thoughts by men while fishing
30th November 2011 at 7:35PM, Edit: 5th July 2012 at 4:44PM by Administrator
Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.
Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Jim says, "I think I'm
going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You
better think it over - women like that are hard to find."








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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
30th November 2011 at 7:57PM
:))) Like it, more please.....
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
30th November 2011 at 8:38PM
i was lay in bed with my wife last night when she said" i'm going to make you the happiest man alive.
i said i'm going to miss you.
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
1st December 2011 at 8:20AM

Hmm.
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
1st December 2011 at 12:54PM
I bumped into a Dutchman today and I noticed his shoes had built-in sat nav. I thought to myself, clever clogs!'
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BlueGrover
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
1st December 2011 at 1:24PM
I took the boys to the zoo the other day and noticed two loaves in a cage.
The sign on the door said Bread in Captivity!
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slim
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
1st December 2011 at 4:37PM
i walked past the fridge last night and thought i heard 2 onions singing a bee gees song" but when i opened the door it was just chives talkin.
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slim
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
2nd December 2011 at 11:56AM
husband asks wife what she'd like for xmas. she says a divorce. he says i wasn't thinking of spending that much.
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BlueGrover
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
2nd December 2011 at 12:11PM
A mate of mine was once engaged to a lovely girl who worked as a petrol station cashier. Out of the blue she broke off the relationship, he was devastated. To this day he cannot pass the petrol station without filling up.
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
7th December 2011 at 6:34PM
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, ‘You know, I was a fool when I married you.’ The Husband replied, ‘Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice
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Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
7th December 2011 at 10:49PM
I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says 
"Fancy some fun in the bedroom Babe?"
I said, "After the football love"
She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"
I said, "Nice one, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes".
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