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Deep thoughts by men while fishing

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BlueGrover
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BlueGrover
Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
24th April 2012 at 7:18PM
Mrs Blue wanted a siamese cat. A friend informed me how much they were, so I bought two ordinary cats and glued their heads together.

I know............
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BlueGrover
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BlueGrover
Re: DEEP THOUGHTS BY MEN WHILE FISHING
20th June 2012 at 8:09AM
Spent all last night torturing a centipede - he's on his last legs now!
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BlueGrover
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BlueGrover
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
7th July 2012 at 9:04AM
The weatherman said it's been the wettest June since records began. Just a thought, but when did Fifty Shades of Grey hit the shops?
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sundave
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sundave
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
12th July 2012 at 12:01AM
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?










Wiped his butt!
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sundave
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sundave
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
12th July 2012 at 12:06AM
Met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs!!
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sundave
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sundave
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
12th July 2012 at 12:12AM
My next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes!


He's a catholic converter!
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sundave
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sundave
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
12th July 2012 at 12:27AM
A family have twin boys and give them up for adoption. One goes to Egypt and he is named Jamal, the other goes to Spain and he is named Juan. After a few years Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother, "i wish i had a picture of Jamal too" said the mother, "but they're twins" said the father, "once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal!".
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sundave
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sundave
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
12th July 2012 at 12:29AM
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar, the barman says "is this some kind of a joke?"
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sundave
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sundave
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
12th July 2012 at 12:30AM
A dyslexic walks into a bra
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sundave
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sundave
Re: Deep thoughts by men while fishing
12th July 2012 at 12:31AM
Got a friend who's in love with two school bags!



He's bisatchel...
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